1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
钱不是问题,问题是没钱!
2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫...
3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,但又找不到出路.
5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
谁说我白,瘦,漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
"什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样,屁股都烧得红红的,他还有心情吹口哨!"
7. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?
避孕的效果:不成功,便成人?
8.the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ...
关于丁字裤:以前,脱下内裤看屁股;现在,拔开屁股看内裤……
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